My Favorite Things About Airports
We can all argue which airport is best, but really there is no one correct answer. The perfect airport would be very small and convenient, yet have non-stop flights to every destination. Obviously that’s impossible. As someone who has visited a lot of airports, let me give you some of my favorite features of different airports:
Most Convenient Location: Washington National Airport is in a pretty close race to some other great downtown airports like San Diego, Boston Logan, and Las Vegas. Nothing is as cool as hitting the town moments after you land.
Best Non-Stop Flights: Atlanta Airport is the place that everyone loves to hate. It is massive, and changing planes there can be intimidating. Throw in a thunderstorm or even an ice storm, and you can have chaos that lasts for days. That said, ATL is a great place to fly from if you happen to live in Atlanta. Check out their Wikipedia place for a list of non stop destinations. Seriously, if you need to get to Blountville/Tri-Cities or Luanda, Angola, Atlanta has got you covered. Personally, I don’t even know where Blountville/Tri-Cities is.
Best Architecture: Denver International Airport is a marvel to behold. Sure it is nowhere near Denver, and it barely has any international flights, but it’s towering translucent great hall has become an iconic symbol of the Mile High City. Feelings are mixed on the giant blue horse outside the terminal, but at least it has an amazing story.
Best Airplane Watching Area: Las Vegas in known for many things, but did you know that it has a great place to watch airplanes land? If you drive to the south side of the airport, there is a designated viewing area on Sunset Road. It is the only one of it’s kind that I am aware of. From there you can watch planes landing every couple of minutes. There is free parking with a great view of the runway and they even broadcast the tower communications over the radio! More details here.
Fastest Train System: Ideally, you would never have to take a train to get to your concourse, but it is very hard to design a large airport without a connecting train, which definitely beats a bus. Unfortunately, most train systems tend to chug along, pausing interminably at each stop. Not so in Atlanta. Not only do the trains arrive and depart every 90 seconds, but they pause very briefly at each stop, before rocketing you to the next concourse. If you are not quick enough, they even have a display that shows you how many seconds until the next train arrives. Now maybe they could get the people who operate their trains to speed up the ones in Denver.
Shortest Walk To Your Gate: In Dallas, everyone drives everywhere. Therefore, it is only natural that they designed an airport so that you would barely have to walk. When arriving or departing from Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, you can pretty much drive right up to your gate. Each concourse has a parallel road along side it, with security checkpoints arrayed near every gate. You can get from your car to your gate in about 50 feet, just as if you were flying out of some minor regional airport.
Best Security Barrier: At most airports, you will find barbed wire fencing between the secure and unsecured areas of the field. At the Orlando International Airport, they came up with a novel solution. Between the main terminal and the four satellite concourses, you will find a series of lakes. What you say, what is to stop someone from swimming across the lake? Did I mention there are alligators there?
Best New York Area Airport: Sure you get to see some great looking aircraft at Kennedy, and La Guardia is somewhat convenient. Yes, Newark is the most modern of the major airports, but there is kind of a secret back door to New York up in White Plains. The first time I flew into the Westchester County airport, I was amazed by the convenient small scale of the airport. It is only 33 miles from Manhattan, and the drive can often be quicker than the drive in from Kennedy. Service is mostly limited to the major airline hubs east of Chicago and a few flights to Florida.
Best Airport Announcement: Years ago, I was waiting for a plane at the Seattle Tacoma Airport. The automated announcement advised that it was prohibited to smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, and….Salmon.
Best Name For An Airport: Ok, it doesn’t have commercial service, in fact, it is just a dirt strip in the least populated state in the country. On the other hand, you have to give someone credit for their sense of humor when they decided to name their little field the Green River Intergalactic Spaceport, in Green River, Wyoming. According to Wikipedia, “Thus far, no spacecraft of any kind have actually used the spaceport, and actual use has been limited to terrestrial aircraft.”